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Army Officer: We Will Pry Your Guns From Your Cold, Dead Fingers

December 6, 2013

Bateman thinks Americans should only be armed for hunting.  Credit: Mad House Photography via Flickr

Lt. Col. Robert Bateman wants you disarmed.


Here’s a snippet out of the Esquire article entitled It’s Time to Talk About Guns and the Supreme Court:

1. The only guns permitted will be the following:

a. Smoothbore or Rifled muzzle-loading blackpowder muskets. No 7-11 in history has ever been held up with one of these.     b. Double-barrel breech-loading shotguns. Hunting with these is valid.     c. Bolt-action rifles with a magazine capacity no greater than five rounds. Like I said, hunting is valid. But if you cannot bring down a defenseless deer in under five rounds, then you have no fking reason to be holding a killing tool in the first place.

2. We will pry your gun from your cold, dead, fingers. That is because I am willing to wait until you die, hopefully of natural causes. Guns, except for the three approved categories, cannot be inherited. When you die your weapons must be turned into the local police department, which will then destroy them. (Weapons of historical significance will be de-milled, but may be preserved.)

3. Police departments are no longer allowed to sell or auction weapons used in crimes after the cases have been closed. (That will piss off some cops, since they really need this money. But you know what they need more? Less violence and death. By continuing the process of weapon recirculation, they are only making their jobs — or the jobs of some other cops — harder.)

More commentary to come.




  1. Well LT let me give you a message from a Marine….When i die no one not even you will know where my weapons are …only my kids will so when some inbreed swine like you shows up in Alabama to break your oath that you like me and many others swore to honor…they will have the very thing you want to wait for…bullet first…you are a disgrace to the Military for even thinking crap like that….and on another note I AM WAITING Come get you some…
    Semper Fi

  2. Thomas McClure permalink

    YOU sir (small letters, because you are a treasonous bastard) happen to be full of hot air…1st, you have to find them…then you need to live long enough to take them…..and,sorry, but i don’t see either one of them ever happening….SEMPER FI…68-74

  3. Gunnery Sgt permalink

    Well, ass clown, come get mine now if you think you can. F*** you, D**khead.

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